Mourinho mocked United, City and Arsenal Through Video Graphics

How Chelsea FC manager Mourinho humiliated three other clubs of EPL at Chelsea’s end of season awards dinner with ‘a smart mocking the critic speech’-

The special one has defended his style of playing in answering the critics. He also mocked Manchester United’s, Manchester City’s and Arsenal’s end of season results. He used video graphics in order to complete his way of celebration.Jose Mourinho

Having won, the Premier League with three matches in hand, the Portuguese coach had cleared his visions form early season as he opted for substance over style. Tuesday night, while criticising his critics, Mourinho took his players side. The Chelsea coach quoted

“I don’t think my players got the respect that they deserve after what they did from day one till the last day. And these are words that I really feel, serious words.”

On taking notes from this season Mourinho replied

“The end of the story is just simple. We have to start believing that they learned the lesson and next season will be much, much more difficult for us. We have to be ready for that.”

Then came the period when the special one, delivered some well crafted back handed mocking part.

“This is a football pitch with two goals, one ball, but there is one team that would like to play without goals”

With a plain red shirt kit (indicating Manchester United), Mourinho delivered

“This is a football pitch with two goals, one ball, but there is one team that would like to play without goals, that team plays really well and the ball goes and goes and goes and the quality of the ball possession is really beautiful, but no goals.”

Keeping on with his humour (if you consider so), Mourinho said

“And they ask the international board of FIFA to play like this, but they were told that it was not possible, that the bigger percentage of ball possession doesn’t win matches and they were not champions.”

Moving on to the city neighbours of United, who finished eight points behind Chelsea FC Mourinho, used a sky blue kit while delivering

“After that there was another team that were less radical and they asked to play only with one goal. They were fantastic and they scored a lot of goals and the goals were coming from every position and they score and they score and they score, but they never conceded goals, because no goal. Again, the international board told them ‘I’m sorry; you can’t be champions because football is with two goals.”

Now the man was getting restless and did not let a chance of insulting Wenger pass-by. Mourinho with red shirt, white sleeves added

“The third team was almost there, because they wanted to play with two goals. They were scoring some, they were also conceding some. They were fantastic. They scored really beautiful goals, they concede some goals too and they were almost there. But they asked the international board to play only between January and April. And they told ‘no chance, no chance.”

Referring to the early bumps of Arsenal’s season journey Mourinho mocked

“You have to play between August and May, so they couldn’t be champions.”

Now, with the blue shirt in hand Mourinho quoted

“Finally come another team. They wanted to play with the normal rules and they know that to win matches they had to score one more goal than the opponent. How can you do this? By scoring a lot of goals or not conceding and scoring one.”

Trying to make people remember of their early matches goal scoring games Mourinho emphasised

“And they did it both ways. Scoring a lot, conceding some. Scoring one goal and conceding no goals. That was the option and lots of goals were conceding, they played from August till May and sometimes they brought the bus.”

Wrap Up:

Had not been the ‘Parking the Bus’ method lame, Mourinho would surely have the no.1 lame spot with his not so classy funny talks.